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Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

(Source: narunfiltered)

Dear impatient customer,

Unfortunately you came here at the exact time fifty other people are also here. Assuming you can come in and grab the complicated order you didn’t call ahead and make sure was there was a mistake on your part. Yelling at the employees, managers, and district managers about how the store does not have your exact item, in the unreasonable quantity you require is redirecting your impulsiveness into blame.
Also, I’m not the one who left your husband in your car, telling him it’ll just be a minute so…

Dear high-and-mighty customer,

The very fact that you criticize how I do not speak correctly to other customers as if you were my boss is meddling. Assuming I don’t like my job just because I’m working on 4 hours of sleep and speaking quietly implies you think you’re superior. Really, don’t you have better things to do than reprimand minimum wage employees and then waste their time by leaving your would-be purchase abandoned somewhere in the store?
Kindly mind your own business and piss off.

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